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Showing posts with label Misadventures. Show all posts
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Monday, May 25, 2009

The Dare


Two of my officemates, one belonging to the same project as I am and the other has just been redeployed to another one, and me, decided to re-visit our working lunch place and spill a couple of drinks just before the other one changes from a dayshift to a midshift schedule and eventually be thrown to a european country to learn all the booze their client is currently selling.

When the three of us still belonged to the same project, and after the redeployment initiatives of Bevs (our exec, who looks like the comedienne Ms. Salviejo) had started taking its toll on most of the support personnel, we had abused our working lunch time from a mere 1 hour to even up to 2 hours. We spend it in our favorite place - Kuwago's. It's a bar/resto that offers a place for inuman, hip-hop and dance dancing, acoustic jamming and videoke.

Let me make a preface that when I initially joined their group May last year, they had doubts that I was bending on the pink side. Or at least I was already bent. A few months after, T (btw, they're both ladies - and T is the straightforward girl, will ask anything, without hesitations, without limitations and tease anyone whenever she can) asked me if I was one. I said NO.

And up until now, after all the teasing, the questioning and the sneaking, I still stand to my answer that I wasn't. They never believed that (I know). They'd keep teasing me to tell them the truth, but I still stood ground.. and never bent...

A few weeks after Y and me has been redeployed to this new project, Y started teasing me to this girl. This girl was cute. Preppy. Funny. And since the two ladies, and given that they were "ladies", had been telling each other what been happening to me and them and the three of us, E knew it the moment she visited our office. Y even pointed out who the girl was. And as usual, there was the teasing.

Last Friday, as agreed upon, we met in Kuwago's. We started talking about a multitude of things, from Hayden's sex videos, the first case of H1N1 infection here in the Philippines and just everything under the sun.

And who would forget, the girl. That lucky, innocent girl who looks straight into my eyes when we talk - no blinking, just sparkling. So they took the chance, a chance to settle it all out. A chance for me to prove them that I wasn't bent.

The dare was: To ask the girl out on our lunch. My treat. If the girl agrees to the lunch, I continue to court her and see where it goes. And they will believe that I so hate pink (which I doubt they will). If she declines, ask her out again on Tuesday and Wednesday. If she declines, I treat the ladies for lunch. And the teasing, and all that continues, not until I tell them that I am so in "lurve" with pink.

The plan was, come Monday, I'd ask the girl out for lunch (before 11:30 am). By 11:30 am, Y would approach me and ask if we are gonna take our lunch together or not (we used to have lunches together). Declining from Y means I did it. Otherwise, I am doomed.

And I certainly agreed to the deal. With no hesitations. I'll just ask out the girl casually. If she says yes, then we're out on a date. And it won't go any further (for the reason that I don't wanna fool someone for the sake of a deal). If she says no, then I am fine with it. The ladies can think everything they want (it's the truth anyways) but I won't sacrifice my morals for the sake of proving them wrong (they never were).

We'll see what happens.





(time today is 9:43 pm, May 24, 2009)

By the time you finish this, the dare is already over.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

The Jeepney Chronicles

The Jeepney Chronicles...

Ang mataba at payat sa mga jeepney drivers - walang pinagkaiba.

Sa isang jeep, kapag ang capacity ng bawat side ng jeep, eh lets say 10 bawat side, kapag may sumakay na sobrang lusog na tao na pang dalawahan ang bayad, kailangan sampu pa rin ang uupo dun. 

Sa terminal, kapag ganun ang sitwasyon, hindi kayo aalis hanggat hindi puno yon. kahit magreklamo ang mga taong masikip na. Kapag may sumakay na, ayan cge aalis na. Pero kapag ang malas na pasaherong yon na hindi makaupo ng mabuti dahil ni hindi maipasok ang kalahati ng kanyang puwet sa kaliit-liitang espasyong nilaan sa kanya ay bumaba na lang bago pa buksan ni manong driver ang kanyang jeep, dun lang nila mare-realize na, di na talaga pwedeng siksikan pa.

Suklian laban sa kulang.

Ang mga drayber pag kulang ang pamasahe mo, agad agarang sasabihin saung kulang ang pamasahe mo na akala mo milyones ang kulang. Pero pag kulang ang sukli na binigay sayo, aba ang iba, deadma to the max. Malas mo pa kapag nasa dulo ka ng mahabang jeep. Salamat sa mga mababaet na pasaherong nakikisigaw sa kulang mong sukli.

Mga pasaherong tamad.

Pag dalawa lang kau sa jeep. At pareho kaung malayo sa driver. Pero yung isa mas malayo sau. Hay pag nagbayad sya. Ipapaabot pa sayo. At ikaw pa ang lalapit sa driver para magbayad! Haller! Mabuti sana kung walking impaired ka at maiintindihan kita pero hello, ikaw kaya ang lumapit...

At ang drayber na tamad.

Pag ikaw naman ang malapit sa driver. Aba tumigil ka at wag tatamad tamad dyan. Mag-abot ng pamasahe. Lalo na at ang driver eh ayaw mag-extend ng arms para kunin ang mga pamasahe.

Upong otso-singkwenta lang po.

Kamusta naman ang fieldtrip ha? At ang upo eh parang nagssight seeing lang ng mga building at mga taong palakad lakad? With the matching wind effect pa sa hair na, hello, mahaba ang hair mo at tumatama sa katabi mo yung hair mo. Pwede pagupit mo na lang yan kung di mo ma-manage? Pasalamat ka wala akong gunting o lighter!

At ang mga bukaka nyo feeling naman ang lalaki nya. Feeling nyo naman! Ano naman ang pinagmamalaki nyo dyan, o baka takot kaung maipit yan? 

Sa tabi lang po.

Manong, gusto ko pang mabuhay. Hindi naman eto race track! Tapos may papara. Kamusta naman manong, gusto mong maging close kami sau ha. At kawawa naman ung pinakamalapit na pasahero sau naipit na. 

O ikaw naman manong, ang layo mo naman magbaba. Parang kulang na lang sumakay ako pabalik! Pwede bang pakibalik na lang pamasahe ko kung ganon? O magdadahilan ka pa na bawal magbaba dun eh parang may ibang jeep na nagbababa dun ah. Ako pa lokohin mo araw araw akong bumababa dito..